Like our arteries after eating chicken fried bacon, the internet becomes clogged from the onslaught of Internet Annoyances.
I think this video is a perfect metaphor for Internet Annoyance Day:
There is one difference that must be made well aware of:
Internet Annoyance Day does not taste like bacon.
Chocolate Covered Lard
This is a very serious point to make. Although bacon is quite bad for us, it is the Zeuss of foods; the Odin to our Thor of stomachs. Internet Annoyances do not have this godlike counterweight. I find that on this level it has more in common with the Ukrainian chocolate covered lard “treats”. Bad for you and the society that may end up paying your medical bill for heart problems, but a select few still seem to enjoy it in the outer realms of Eurasia.
Internet Annoyance Day is the proverbial heart attack brought on by a day of consuming chicken fried bacon en masse in the form of bad pranks and poorly executed jokes.